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100% Hustle- Greeting Card
Pardon My French has created a "100% hustle" greeting card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative AF. 
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100% That Birthday b*tch- Birthday Card
Pardon My French has created a "100% that birthday b*tch" birthday card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative...
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11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug - Bye Don - Donald Trump
Enjoy your favorite cup of coffee with a uniquely white/black 11oz ceramic mug. Take pleasure in knowing our Donald Trump inspired full-color design is the perfect home or office addition that is sure to brighten your day!
$16.00
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11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug - LOVE DICK
Enjoy your favorite cup of coffee with a uniquely white/black 11oz ceramic mug. Take pleasure in knowing our Personality and Dick inspired full-color design is the perfect home or office addition that is sure to brighten your day!
$16.00
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11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug - Melania Trump
Enjoy your favorite cup of coffee with a uniquely white/black 11oz ceramic mug. Take pleasure in knowing our Melania Trump inspired full-color design is the perfect home or office addition that is sure to brighten your day!
$16.00
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11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug - You're my Lobster
Enjoy your favorite cup of coffee with a uniquely white/black 11oz ceramic mug. Take pleasure in knowing our You're my Lobster inspired full-color design is the perfect home or office addition that is sure to brighten your day!
$16.00
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11oz Skull & Tampa Whiskey Glass
Become the distinguished gentlemen you were always meant to be with our Signature Skull & Tampa Whiskey Glass. 11oz Glass Engraving is on the bottom of the whiskey glass Heavy Base Glass
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26oz Skull & Tampa Decanter
Become the distinguished gentlemen you were always meant to be with our Signature Skull & Tampa Decanter! ELEGANT—Square-shaped whiskey decanter, classic design, and sophisticated craftsmanship. DURABLE—It has a nice heft and feels comfortable and sturdy in your hand with high quality....
$75.00
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A Cat's Butthole- Christmas Card
Pardon My French has created a "a cat's butthole" Christmas card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative AF. 
$6.00
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A Productive Quarantine - Greeting Card
One Card, including a protective cellophane wrapper and a colorful kraft envelope Size A2: (4.25"x5.5") - The perfect sized greeting card, duh Blank inside, so you can write some epic sh!t 80lb paperweight - stiff and sturdy Hand-drawn and printed...
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A Proper F*cking Lady- Father's Day Card
Pardon My French has created a "a proper f*cking lady" father's day card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be...
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A Real Bonus- Coffee Mug
Pardon My French has created a "real bonus" coffee mug. The coffee mug to remind someone how freaking awesome they are every day. Who doesn't love that. This mug is a ceramic 11oz, blue trim mug. Don't forget it is...
$16.00
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A-10 Thunderbolt II - 42mm
Designed in Tampa, Florida Cocobolo Wood Band Width: 21.5mm Weight: 1.5oz Movement: Seiko PC32 Water Resistant 3ATM
$125.00
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Ain't Nothing But A Gangsta Party - NSFW Journal/Notebook
Pardon My French has created an engraved NSFW journal/notebook. You can jot down all your crappy thoughts and dreams in this perfect journal. Or you can be the winner of gift giving with this unique journal. Sounds like a win...
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At Least You Do Not Have Ugly Children - Fathers/Mothers Day Card
One Card, including a protective cellophane wrapper and a colorful kraft envelope Size A2: (4.25"x5.5") - The perfect sized greeting card, duh Blank inside, so you can write some epic sh!t 80lb paperweight - stiff and sturdy Hand-drawn and printed...
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Awesome F*ckers - 2nd new baby Card
Pardon My French has created a "awesome f*ckers" 2nd new baby card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative...
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Awesome F*ckers- New Baby Card
Pardon My French has created a "awesome f*ckers" new baby card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative AF. 
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Baby It's Cold Outside- Christmas Card
Pardon My French has created a "baby it's cold outside" Christmas card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative...
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Back Alley Hooker- Valentine Card
Pardon My French has created a "back alley hooker" Valentine card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative AF. ...
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Bad A$$ Bitches- Greeting Card
Pardon My French has created a "Bad A$$ B*tches" greeting card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative AF. 
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Badass - Rocks Glass
Our Rocks Glasses are the perfect way to express your feelings after a long day at work, with the in-laws, or the dreaded children. Kick back and relax as you know, everything is just fine.  ⚡11oz Heavy Base Rocks Glass...
$14.00
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Bah Hum Bug- Christmas Card
Pardon My French has created a "Bah hum bug" Christmas card. The inside is blank, includes a craft envelope, and a cellophane wrapper for safe travels.  This card was designed and printed in Tampa, Fl. Most importantly, be creative AF. 
$6.00
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Bakers Gonna Bake- Kitchen Towels
Who hates boring kitchen towels. I know we do. That's why we created unique kitchen towels. Add a little spice to your kitchen or someone you know that bakes with these "bakers gonna bake" kitchen towels. Our towels come in...
$18.00
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